| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Mark the Menace | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Dennis the Menace | Carver | 2 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | n |
7 | Tenacious Terry | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
7 | Pernicious Patel | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Timmy the Tyrant | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Timmy the Tyrant | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Danny the Disastrous | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Obscene Ollie | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
13 | Execrable Ernie | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Wrathful Willie | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA | n, d |
13 | Hateful Harry | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Percy the Pernicious | Chaos Halfling | 12 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n, d |
12 | Petey the Pestulant | Chaos Halfling | 12 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
10 | Tony the Terrible | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, -av |
9 | Putred Purcy | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
8 | Matty the Malicious | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 25 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | d |
14 | Wicked Willie | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Odius Owen | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Contemptible Cary | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Danny the Damned | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Forbidden Frankie | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Timmy the Throttler | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Mikey the Malevolent | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA | n, m, n |
6 | Davey the Depraved | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Grant Gein | Carver | 14 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |