| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
2 | General Violence | Troll | 1 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate | n |
16 | Cheapshot Charley | Snotling Mob | 5 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
2 | The Waterboy | Troll | 2 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate | m, n |
7 | The Falling Frenchman II | Snotling Mob | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | The Flying Dutchman II | Snotling Mob | 13 | 8 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | d |
8 | Tony Headsplitter | Snotling Goon | 14 | 6 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Side Step | n |
15 | I'm Spartacus | Troll | 2 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate | d |
14 | Lenny | Snotling Mob | 15 | 26 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA, Sure Feet | d |
13 | Sidekick Sam | Snotling Goon | 4 | 1 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | d |
10 | Splatt | Snotling Mob | 12 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
9 | The Crashing Canadian | Snotling Mob | 16 | 8 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | n, m, n |
7 | The Falling Frenchman | Snotling Mob | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | The Flying Dutchman | Snotling Mob | 6 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
4 | Anola Gay | Pump Wagon | 1 | 5 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon | d |
2 | Big Bertha | Pump Wagon | 11 | 4 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon | d |
16 | Captain Prozac | Troll | 13 | 18 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Multiple Block | n |
1 | You'r Number One Guy! | Snotling Goon | 9 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | d |
8 | Super Snot | Snotling Goon | 2 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | d |