Past Players of Touch me, kill me
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
2 | Poijoi | Thrower | 3 | 2 | Pass | d |
6 | MacGyver | Wardancer | 1 | 6 | Leap, Block, Dodge, Catch | m, n |
15 | Nappi | Lineman | 9 | 3 | | d |
14 | Treetops | Treeman | 1 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm | m, -ma |
13 | Sticky | Thrower | 13 | 32 | Pass, Strong Arm, Nerves of Steel, Accurate | n |
12 | Ditchrunner | Wardancer | 10 | 51 | Leap, Block, Dodge, Side Step, Pro, +MA, Catch | n |
7 | Humpy | Lineman | 18 | 11 | Guard | m, n |
10 | Ticky | Lineman | 21 | 21 | Block, Dodge | m, n |
9 | Dumpy | Lineman | 11 | 23 | Block, Kick | d |
8 | Jumpy | Lineman | 21 | 34 | Block, Dodge, Catch | n |
7 | Gump | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | d |
6 | Rump | Lineman | 11 | 16 | Block, +MA | n |
4 | Picky | Lineman | 12 | 0 | | m, n |
2 | Lazy | Lineman | 17 | 26 | Guard, Block | d |