| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Are you sure it's worth it? | Thrower | 6 | 7 | Pass, Accurate | d |
4 | I'm not hurt yet! | Lineman | 24 | 38 | Block, Dodge, Diving Tackle | m, n |
15 | Here take this! | Thrower | 1 | 6 | Pass | d |
1 | Me? Out there? You crazy? | Lineman | 27 | 20 | Block, Dodge | m, n |
9 | Watch me niggle with my first skill. | Blitzer | 29 | 36 | Block, Side Step, Dodge, Guard, Tackle | |
1 | Why not him instead? | Lineman | 7 | 6 | Block | m, n |
6 | Damn your big! | Lineman | 21 | 11 | Block | m, n |
5 | Why me? | Lineman | 3 | 10 | | d |
13 | Do I have to? | Catcher | 42 | 99 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Block, Guard, Dodge, Mighty Blow, Tackle | -av, d |
12 | Can't you just suspend for complaining about my contact? | Blitzer | 24 | 64 | Block, Side Step, Dodge, Tackle, Strip Ball, Leap | n, d |
1 | Who me? | Lineman | 13 | 11 | Block | m, n |
8 | Get this thing away from me! | Thrower | 60 | 93 | Pass, Accurate, Block, Safe Throw, +AG, Kick | n |
4 | Maybe coach won't see me if I'm hiding in the corner | Catcher | 33 | 68 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, +AG, Leap, Block, Pass Block | -av, d |
14 | Don't give me THAT!! | Thrower | 19 | 34 | Pass, Accurate, Safe Throw, Dump-Off | m, n |
13 | Sorry coach, can't play. I forgot my helmet. | Catcher | 13 | 39 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Block, Pass Block, Strip Ball | n, d |
15 | I have to go out there? | Catcher | 21 | 34 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, +MA, Block, Pass Block | -ma, m, -st |
16 | Come on. I can drop the ball as good as he does | Catcher | 39 | 103 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Block, Dodge, Leap, Side Step, +MA | n, n, d |
12 | But Coach ... | Blitzer | 19 | 24 | Block, Side Step, Dodge, Tackle | -ag, m |
11 | Won't that hurt? | Lineman | 60 | 36 | Block, Dodge, Tackle | d |
10 | "Assistant" coach | Lineman | 68 | 64 | Block, Tackle, Dodge, Guard | n |
9 | I use to play for the Bears. | Blitzer | 29 | 58 | Block, Side Step, Dodge, Tackle, Strip Ball, Guard | d |
8 | Oh, I'm supposed to catch the ball? | Lineman | 13 | 1 | | m, n |
7 | I can do it coach, really | Lineman | 46 | 33 | Block, Kick, Dodge | -ag, m, n |
6 | Can I play now? | Lineman | 20 | 18 | Block, Tackle | n, d |
5 | Oops | Lineman | 26 | 17 | Block, Diving Tackle | d |
4 | Waterboy (not Adam Sandler version) | Lineman | 10 | 8 | Block | m, n |
3 | I should die in the next two games | Lineman | 69 | 61 | Block, Dodge, Tackle, Kick | n |
2 | Yep this bench is warm | Lineman | 53 | 55 | Block, Dodge, Tackle, Kick | n, -av, d |
1 | Wish I could play | Lineman | 19 | 16 | Block, Tackle | d |