Past Players of We Play No Sissy Elves
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | The Psyche Project | Thrower | 8 | 13 | Pass, Safe Throw | d |
4 | Skitsystem | Blitzer | 1 | 0 | Block | m, n |
16 | Smackdown | Lineman | 6 | 8 | Guard | d |
4 | Bridge To Solace | Blitzer | 7 | 16 | Block, +AG, Leap | n |
2 | 100 Demons | Blitzer | 18 | 43 | Block, +AG, Leap, Mighty Blow | -av, -ag, d |
4 | Earth Crisis | Blitzer | 4 | 6 | Block, +ST | n |
10 | Catharsis | Witch Elf | 28 | 57 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy, Block, +AG, Mighty Blow, Side Step | -av, d |
2 | Raised Fist | Blitzer | 11 | 18 | Block, Dodge, Tackle | m, n |
6 | Comeback Kid | Thrower | 26 | 61 | Pass, Safe Throw, Accurate, Sure Hands, Block | d |
8 | Converge | Lineman | 30 | 55 | Block, Dodge, Side Step, Guard | d |
9 | Terror | Lineman | 16 | 22 | +ST, Block | d |
10 | Shai Hulud | Lineman | 1 | 5 | | d |
11 | Shadows Fall | Lineman | 30 | 43 | +ST, Mighty Blow, Block | m, n |
12 | Burst | Lineman | 23 | 34 | Block, Dodge, Side Step | m, n |
13 | Majority Rule | Lineman | 18 | 27 | Block, Dirty Player | n, m |
14 | Cult of Luna | Lineman | 23 | 11 | Block | -ag, d |
15 | Isis | Lineman | 17 | 20 | Block, Dodge | m, n |
16 | Johnny Truant | Lineman | 14 | 14 | Block | -st, d |