| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Nuclear Norbert | Bomber | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m, n |
16 | Bomber Bob | Bomber | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
9 | George II | Goblin | 8 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
13 | The Swan | Fanatic | 9 | 2 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
15 | Mike | Kicker | 3 | 0 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
5 | Jumping Jack | Pogo Stick | 7 | 18 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff, Block, Sure Feet | d |
9 | Richard II | Goblin | 4 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -av, m, n |
6 | Lenny Leaper | Pogo Stick | 9 | 20 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff, Sure Feet, Side Step | d |
7 | Jolly Jumper | Pogo Stick | 3 | 1 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff | d |
15 | The Goose | Kicker | 5 | 5 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
3 | Richard II | Goblin | 2 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -st |
12 | The Chicken | Fanatic | 2 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
13 | Lucky 13 | Fanatic | 5 | 2 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
11 | Richard | Goblin | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
9 | James | Goblin | 5 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
8 | Carl | Goblin | 14 | 17 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Diving Tackle | -ma, -av, m, -ma, n |
12 | Tooney | Fanatic | 5 | 7 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Sure Feet | d |
7 | Angus | Goblin | 7 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Side Step | n |
6 | Harold | Goblin | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
5 | George | Goblin | 6 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
4 | Dwight | Goblin | 6 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
16 | TNT Bob | Bomber | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m, n |
15 | Semtex Joe | Bomber | 7 | 5 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m |
13 | Looney | Fanatic | 3 | 2 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
3 | Eric Cantona | Kicker | 7 | 5 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
2 | Lumber Jack | Looney | 4 | 9 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, +AG | d |