| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Carlsberg IV | Snotling Mob | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Tuborg II | Snotling Goon | 1 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | d |
10 | Wine II | Snotling Mob | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Amaretto II | Snotling Mob | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Carlsberg III | Snotling Mob | 7 | 11 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Porter II | Snotling Mob | 9 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
1 | Cognac II | Troll | 5 | 2 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate | d |
14 | Amaretto | Snotling Mob | 7 | 16 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA | d |
13 | Cider | Snotling Mob | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
9 | Carlsberg II | Snotling Mob | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ag |
12 | Porter | Snotling Mob | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Wine | Snotling Mob | 8 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
9 | Carlsberg | Snotling Mob | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
8 | Tuborg | Snotling Mob | 7 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
7 | Budweiser | Snotling Goon | 15 | 27 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Side Step, Diving Tackle | -ma, m, -ag |
5 | Sherry | Pump Wagon | 3 | 4 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon | d |
4 | Brandy | Pump Wagon | 17 | 20 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon, Mighty Blow, Piling On | d |
3 | Vodka | Troll | 18 | 75 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Frenzy, Tackle, Pro | d |
1 | Cognac | Troll | 3 | 10 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate | d |