Past Players of Venomous Slitherers
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Bill 'loofah' O'Reily | Skink | 5 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Catch | d |
16 | Richard " Halliburton Dick'' Cheney | Kroxigor | 10 | 2 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Prehensile Tail, Bone Head, Big Guy | d |
14 | Paul Wolfowitz | Skink | 12 | 31 | Dodge, Stunty, Catch, Block | d |
14 | Wolf Blitzer | Skink | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
5 | Paul Wolfowitz | Saurus | 3 | 0 | | m, -ma |
13 | Peggy Noonan | Skink | 15 | 16 | Dodge, Stunty, Catch, Sprint | n, d |
12 | Bill Kristol | Skink | 17 | 29 | Dodge, Stunty, Catch, Sprint | d |
10 | Tucker 'Bowtie Boy' Carlson | Skink | 7 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
8 | Michael Savage | Skink | 7 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
7 | Ann 'The Man' Coulter | Skink | 10 | 13 | Dodge, Stunty, Catch | m, n |
2 | Bill O'reilly | Saurus | 8 | 0 | | d |