| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
2 | Sling | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
5 | Snail | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
13 | Nose | Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
5 | Hence | Halfling | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
2 | Chair | Halfling | 9 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
11 | Donuts | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -ag |
8 | Ming | Halfling | 12 | 14 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AG | m, n |
9 | Miles | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
7 | Cuba | Halfling | 12 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | m, n |
2 | Blehh | Halfling | 7 | 10 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | m, n |
12 | Pink | Halfling | 15 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
16 | Great Burp Totem | Treeman | 27 | 27 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Guard, Multiple Block | d |
8 | Cube | Halfling | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n, m |
7 | Kill | Halfling | 6 | 14 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
5 | Corpse | Halfling | 14 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | m, n |
14 | Fork | Halfling | 10 | 19 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | -av, -av, d |
4 | Thing | Halfling | 27 | 24 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, Dirty Player | d |
7 | Some | Halfling | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
13 | Game | Halfling | 22 | 37 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, +AG, Sure Feet | d |
16 | Great Drink Totem | Treeman | 14 | 16 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Multiple Block, Guard | n |
12 | Since | Halfling | 14 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
11 | Blood | Halfling | 20 | 18 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Dirty Player, Side Step | d |
9 | Times | Halfling | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
8 | Gimp | Halfling | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
7 | Whale | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
6 | Spoon | Halfling | 29 | 16 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Dirty Player, Side Step | n, d |
5 | What | Halfling | 9 | 17 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
4 | Grass | Halfling | 3 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
3 | Door | Halfling | 22 | 16 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, Side Step | m, n |
2 | Cross | Halfling | 15 | 16 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AG, Leap | n |
1 | Bats | Halfling | 13 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |