| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | James with the Latest | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Basil | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Tenderson | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Samual Peeps | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Colin Baxter | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Ian Wright | Chaos Halfling | 10 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Vicky Pollard | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +ST | d |
10 | Thomas | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Shaw | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Sure Hands | -st, d |
8 | Sullivan | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Collins | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | d |
6 | Fielding | Chaos Halfling | 18 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | d |
5 | Eldershaw | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
2 | Jamie | Carver | 12 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |