| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | Groinknacker | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
10 | Uptripper | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
11 | Sidepooper | Halfling | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -ma, n |
13 | Pantignorer | Halfling | 8 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
11 | Wildpooper | Halfling | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | n, m, n |
9 | Buttslapper | Halfling | 12 | 15 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | n, d |
15 | Highroller | Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
4 | Groinhitter | Halfling | 11 | 12 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | m, n |
15 | Turboroller | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
14 | Persistentfart | Halfling | 6 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | d |
9 | Buttkicker | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
11 | Shiftypooper | Halfling | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
14 | Fartman | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
12 | Bulchfactory | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
5 | Footgrabber | Halfling | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
12 | Fartbag | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
9 | Buttbitter | Halfling | 8 | 16 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Sprint | d |
14 | Fartmachine | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
4 | Groinexecutioner | Halfling | 10 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
12 | Rottenbulch | Halfling | 6 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
11 | Silentpooper | Halfling | 10 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | m, n |
6 | Stomachpuncher | Halfling | 12 | 10 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | n, -ag |
13 | Pantshreder | Halfling | 21 | 15 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | n, m, n |
12 | Smellybulch | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
4 | Groinbreaker | Halfling | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
15 | Serpentineroller | Halfling | 17 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
14 | Sneakyfart | Halfling | 9 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Leap | n |
13 | Pantdragger | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
12 | Infacebulcher | Halfling | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
11 | Undernosepooper | Halfling | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
10 | Upkicker | Halfling | 25 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | d |
9 | Buttpincher | Halfling | 10 | 10 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | m, n |
8 | Hopper | Halfling | 12 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
7 | Lurker | Halfling | 35 | 37 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +MA, Sprint, Sure Feet | n, d |
6 | Stomachheader | Halfling | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -st |
5 | Footstepper | Halfling | 14 | 36 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AG, Side Step | d |
4 | Groinsmasher | Halfling | 2 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
3 | Kneekicker | Halfling | 33 | 31 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, +MA, Side Step | n, m, n |