| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Hee Haw Farce | Thrower | 6 | 3 | Pass | d |
2 | Meat Mouth | Witch Elf | 14 | 18 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy, Block, +MA | n |
9 | Wedgie From Hell | Thrower | 3 | 3 | Pass | d |
16 | Flim Flam With the Jim Jam | Lineman | 3 | 5 | | d |
15 | Rotten Toe Fungus | Lineman | 13 | 15 | Block | d |
14 | Spunky Humper | Lineman | 32 | 49 | Block, Tackle, +MA | d |
5 | Soul of a Killer | Blitzer | 18 | 25 | Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow | m, -st |
16 | Monkey Lover | Lineman | 2 | 1 | | d |
9 | You Love It On Your Knees | Thrower | 10 | 18 | Pass, Block, Accurate | d |
4 | Walker Motives | Blitzer | 12 | 22 | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle | m, n |
2 | Meat Curtains | Witch Elf | 19 | 36 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy, Block, Strip Ball, Mighty Blow | n, m |
8 | Boom Shakalaka | Thrower | 49 | 63 | Pass, Block, Accurate, Safe Throw, Pass Block | n |
2 | Choke Me Out | Witch Elf | 8 | 11 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy, Block | d |
1 | Sweet Meat | Witch Elf | 33 | 97 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy, Block, +ST, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Leap | m, n |
5 | From Blood With Love | Blitzer | 31 | 51 | Block, Tackle, Diving Tackle, Side Step, Leap | n |
2 | Wet Bloomers | Witch Elf | 4 | 6 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy, Block | m, n |
4 | Skim Milk | Blitzer | 23 | 24 | Block, Tackle, Diving Tackle | -ma, d |
1 | Aunt Flo | Witch Elf | 10 | 16 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy, Block, Tackle | m, n |
3 | F'Munda Cheese | Blitzer | 6 | 15 | Block, Tackle | m, n |
6 | Strychnine | Lineman | 37 | 46 | Block, Tackle, Side Step | -av, d |
7 | Schmutz | Lineman | 1 | 5 | | d |
8 | Road Pizza | Lineman | 22 | 31 | Dirty Player, Block, Kick | d |
9 | Prince Albert | Lineman | 33 | 9 | Guard | m, n |
10 | Overdosed on Tequila | Lineman | 13 | 18 | Block, Tackle | d |
11 | Mexican Inquisition | Lineman | 82 | 84 | Block, Tackle, Dirty Player, Dauntless, Guard | m, n |
13 | Purty Mouth | Lineman | 72 | 80 | Block, Dodge, Dirty Player, Tackle, Side Step | n |
14 | Wrongfully Incriminated | Lineman | 29 | 17 | Guard, Block | d |
15 | Don't Even Bother | Lineman | 24 | 17 | Guard, Block | d |
16 | Tricky | Lineman | 37 | 74 | Block, Tackle, Dodge, Diving Tackle | m, n |