| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | Stiletto | Kicker | 3 | 2 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
11 | Steel Toe | Kicker | 2 | 0 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Scrupes | Kicker | 1 | 0 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
2 | Scrubsby | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
1 | Whirlwind | Fanatic | 3 | 5 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
7 | Bongo | Goblin | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
15 | Nutley | Kicker | 7 | 2 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, d |
14 | Lumberjack | Looney | 17 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
13 | Dirtnap | Goblin | 2 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ag |
11 | Kid Viscious | Goblin | 8 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Hands | d |
9 | Sky High | Pogo Stick | 9 | 15 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff, Side Step | d |
8 | Squint | Goblin | 7 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av, d |
7 | Stubs | Goblin | 2 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, m, n |
6 | Glitch | Goblin | 16 | 18 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n, -ma, d |
5 | Weed-B-Gone | Looney | 18 | 10 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Leap | d |
3 | 7-10 split | Kicker | 3 | 0 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
2 | Spaztico | Fanatic | 5 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
1 | Splats | Fanatic | 4 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |