| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | More Famous than JC | Nurgling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty | d |
1 | Beelza Jr. | Beast | 13 | 28 | Mighty Blow, Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Tentacles, Loner, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Pro, Break Tackle | n |
12 | Bono, Jr. | Nurgling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty | m, -ma |
13 | Kopftuch | Nurgling | 18 | 2 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty | m, n |
14 | Brain | Nurgling | 3 | 3 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty | d |
15 | Eat Face Jr. | Nurgling | 11 | 2 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty | d |
16 | Snaptrap | Nurgling | 20 | 20 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty, Diving Tackle, +MA | -ma |
12 | Bono | Nurgling | 5 | 10 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty, Catch | d |
6 | John, Jr. | Nurgling | 23 | 41 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step, Block | n, n, d |
10 | Jimi | Nurgling | 22 | 22 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty, +MA, Diving Tackle | n, -av, d |
9 | Yoko | Nurgling | 28 | 16 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty, +MA, Catch | m, -ma |
6 | John | Nurgling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty | d |
5 | George | Nurgling | 9 | 2 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty | n |
4 | Sue | Nurgling | 24 | 34 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty, Catch, Big Hand, Diving Catch | n, d |
3 | Bob | Nurgling | 7 | 9 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty, Side Step | -av, d |
2 | Bubba | Beast | 1 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Tentacles, Loner, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration | d |
1 | Beelza | Beast | 15 | 33 | Mighty Blow, Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Tentacles, Loner, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, +MA, Block, Pro | n |