Past Players of Beerior Inferior
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Holy Trinity Blatz Triangle | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | m, n |
11 | Anheiser Swilliel | Lineman | 8 | 6 | Dirty Player | m, n |
15 | Drunky McDrunkerton | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | m, n |
13 | OE 800 | Lineman | 14 | 14 | Dirty Player | d |
5 | Milleriel Highlife | Lion Warrior | 17 | 35 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Leap | -av, m, n |
15 | Cherry Puckerpicker | Lineman | 11 | 10 | Guard | m, n |
1 | Pabst Blueribbonicus | Dragon Warrior | 22 | 37 | Block, Dodge, +MA, Guard | d |
4 | Laser Malt Liquorius | Lion Warrior | 15 | 57 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Nerves of Steel, Side Step | m, -ma |
7 | Oldarion Stlyeron | Phoenix Warrior | 14 | 32 | Pass, Accurate, Strong Arm | d |
3 | Black Labellion | Lion Warrior | 31 | 98 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Nerves of Steel, Leap, Pass Block | d |
16 | King Cobravomittion | Lineman | 12 | 10 | Block | d |
14 | Colt Calrissian | Lineman | 34 | 37 | Block, Guard, Dodge | d |
13 | Budlis Unweiser | Lineman | 14 | 21 | Block, Kick | n, d |
11 | Michelobion Ultracrapius | Lineman | 24 | 40 | +AG, +ST, Block | d |
9 | Camo Morningafter | Lineman | 19 | 13 | Block | -ag, d |
2 | Blatz Belchundrius | Dragon Warrior | 27 | 45 | Block, Dodge, Tackle, Leap | d |
8 | Old Milwaukee | Lineman | 17 | 20 | Block, Guard | d |
15 | Miller Highlife | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | d |
1 | Pabst Blueribbon | Dragon Warrior | 10 | 20 | Block, Dodge, Tackle | n |