Past Players of Handbags at Dawn
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Celine Dion | Linewoman | 4 | 0 | Dodge | d |
14 | Sweaty Gusset | Linewoman | 2 | 11 | Dodge, +AG | n |
3 | Mrs Miggins | Blitzer | 4 | 13 | Block, Dodge, Guard | d |
12 | Woman Akimbo | Linewoman | 12 | 2 | Dodge | n |
11 | Cupid Stunt | Linewoman | 12 | 10 | Dodge, Block | -ma, m, n |
7 | Beth Smith | Linewoman | 15 | 17 | Dodge, Dauntless, Block | n, d |
12 | All Things Nice | Linewoman | 6 | 9 | Dodge, Dirty Player | d |
14 | Buffy Bigbaps | Linewoman | 8 | 8 | Dodge, Block | d |
11 | Nun on the Run | Linewoman | 4 | 0 | Dodge | |
11 | Juicy Lucy Los | Linewoman | 1 | 0 | Dodge | d |
8 | Alotta Fagina | Catcher | 17 | 19 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Side Step | d |
6 | Myleene Klass | Linewoman | 26 | 15 | Dodge, Dirty Player | -ma, d |
4 | Sister Sledge | Blitzer | 16 | 11 | Block, Dodge, Guard | d |
6 | Bodyform | Catcher | 4 | 0 | Catch, Dodge | d |
15 | Wench | Thrower | 13 | 7 | Dodge, Pass, Sure Hands | m, n |
14 | Cherie BLAAAGH | Catcher | 2 | 0 | Catch, Dodge | m, n |
13 | Handbagger | Thrower | 38 | 61 | Dodge, Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Block, Hail Mary Pass | m, n |
12 | Fuzzy Logic | Linewoman | 18 | 0 | Dodge | d |
6 | Bun in teh Oven | Linewoman | 6 | 0 | Dodge | |
11 | Legs Akimbo | Linewoman | 17 | 32 | Dodge, Block, +MA, Tackle | n, -av |
10 | Spice | Linewoman | 28 | 17 | Dodge, Block, +MA | d |
9 | Sugar | Linewoman | 34 | 26 | Dodge, Kick, Guard | n, d |
8 | Cuppa Tealuv | Linewoman | 14 | 15 | Dodge, Dauntless | d |
7 | Woman at Legs | Linewoman | 24 | 56 | Dodge, Block, +AG, +AG, Sure Hands | n |
4 | Slap my man Up | Blitzer | 10 | 4 | Block, Dodge | d |
3 | Mo Mowlam | Blitzer | 25 | 24 | Block, Dodge, Dauntless, Tackle | d |
1 | Betty Blodge | Blitzer | 44 | 37 | Block, Dodge, Guard, +ST, Tackle | n, m, -av |