| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Toast | Lineman | 4 | 6 | Block | d |
1 | Cheerios | Lineman | 9 | 5 | | -ma, n |
8 | cheese | Gutter Runner | 15 | 40 | Dodge, Block, Catch, Pass Block | n |
14 | Weetabix | Gutter Runner | 20 | 67 | Dodge, +AG, Diving Catch, Sprint, +AG | n, n, d |
15 | Grapefruit | Gutter Runner | 18 | 39 | Dodge, Very Long Legs, +MA, Dauntless | -ma, n, m, n |
14 | Weetabix | Gutter Runner | 5 | 0 | Dodge | d |
13 | toast | Lineman | 9 | 12 | Claw | d |
5 | Special k | Thrower | 12 | 24 | Pass, Sure Hands, Strong Arm, Big Hand | d |
10 | Orange Juice | Lineman | 13 | 0 | | d |
7 | scrammbled egg | Gutter Runner | 2 | 0 | Dodge | d |
14 | bagel | Lineman | 6 | 5 | | d |
13 | toast | Gutter Runner | 9 | 22 | Dodge, Diving Tackle, +MA | d |
12 | Alpen | Lineman | 34 | 34 | Block, Tackle, +MA | n, n, m, n |
11 | Shredded Wheat | Lineman | 43 | 30 | Block, Tackle | n, d |
10 | Orange Juice | Thrower | 10 | 11 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate | d |
9 | Bran Flakes | Lineman | 28 | 8 | Block | -st, d |
8 | Coco Pops | Lineman | 20 | 6 | Block | d |
7 | Special K | Lineman | 7 | 2 | | d |
6 | Frosties | Gutter Runner | 34 | 177 | Dodge, +MA, Sprint, Sure Feet, Very Long Legs, Sure Hands, Extra Arms, Catch | n, n, n, n, n |
5 | Weetabix | Thrower | 13 | 24 | Pass, Sure Hands, +AG, Accurate | d |
4 | Cheerios | Gutter Runner | 22 | 66 | Dodge, +ST, Sprint, Sure Hands, Diving Tackle | d |
3 | Rice Crispies | Storm Vermin | 46 | 32 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle | n, -ag |
2 | Cornflakes | Storm Vermin | 17 | 5 | Block | d |
1 | Full English | Rat Ogre | 34 | 77 | Mighty Blow, Frenzy, Prehensile Tail, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Block, +MA, Pro, Piling On, Guard | -ma, n, n |