| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Virgin | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
7 | Gamine II | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st, m |
15 | At one scoop | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
9 | The unsuspecting girl believed every word II | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
13 | I must get something to eat | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ma |
5 | Laddie II | Chaos Halfling | 13 | 36 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA, +MA, Sure Feet | m, -ma |
9 | The unsuspecting girl believed every word | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Virgin | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n, d |
7 | Gamine | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
6 | Boys will be boys | Chaos Halfling | 13 | 25 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA, Block | -ma |
5 | Laddie | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Stroller | Carver | 8 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | m, n |
1 | Nursery | Chaos Spawn | 7 | 21 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Block, Pro | m, n |