| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
1 | Zara the Slayer | Star Player | 0 | 0 | Block, Dodge, Jump Up, Dauntless, Star, Stakes | |
16 | Door | Linewoman | 6 | 3 | Dodge | m, n |
3 | fv | Linewoman | 0 | 0 | Dodge | |
5 | Rocking Chair | Thrower | 7 | 22 | Dodge, Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate | d |
2 | Stealthy Radioreciver | Blitzer | 9 | 9 | Block, Dodge, +ST | m, n |
1 | Big Sofa | Blitzer | 4 | 7 | Block, Dodge, Guard | d |
16 | Big Screen TV | Linewoman | 4 | 1 | Dodge | |
3 | Big Sofa | Blitzer | 5 | 11 | Block, Dodge, Tackle | m, n |
10 | Rookie Fridge | Linewoman | 2 | 0 | Dodge | m, n |
2 | Alvar Aalto Fåtöljen | Blitzer | 10 | 3 | Block, Dodge | d |
10 | SMACKchair | Linewoman | 4 | 3 | Dodge | d |
2 | Table | Blitzer | 3 | 8 | Block, Dodge, Guard | -ag, d |
1 | Bed | Blitzer | 15 | 32 | Block, Dodge, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle | n |
11 | Waterhose | Linewoman | 24 | 24 | Dodge, Block, Tackle | d |
1 | Bajsstolen | Linewoman | 0 | 0 | Dodge | |
12 | Christmas tree | Linewoman | 25 | 40 | Dodge, Block, Guard, Kick | d |
16 | Lamp | Linewoman | 20 | 13 | Dodge, Block | n |
6 | Stol | Thrower | 32 | 69 | Dodge, Pass, Accurate, +ST, Block, Tackle | m, n |
3 | Sofa II | Blitzer | 21 | 25 | Block, Dodge, Guard, Stand Firm | d |
8 | Bear fur | Catcher | 21 | 34 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Guard, Side Step | -av, m, n |
12 | Plant | Linewoman | 8 | 13 | Dodge, Block | d |
13 | Make up table | Linewoman | 28 | 68 | Dodge, +AG, +MA, Block, Sure Hands | d |
14 | Toilet | Linewoman | 29 | 32 | Dodge, Block, Dirty Player, Kick | n |
16 | Lamp | Linewoman | 7 | 5 | Dodge | d |
7 | Carpet | Catcher | 26 | 31 | Catch, Dodge, Dauntless, Block, Dirty Player | -ma, n |
5 | Chair | Thrower | 13 | 33 | Dodge, Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Block | n |
3 | Sofa | Blitzer | 1 | 0 | Block, Dodge | m, n |
2 | Dishwasher | Blitzer | 8 | 7 | Block, Dodge, +AG | d |
1 | Bed | Blitzer | 8 | 20 | Block, Dodge, Guard, Tackle | m, n |