Past Players of Alien Sex Fiends
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Logan | Star Player | 0 | 0 | Block, Dauntless, Stunty, Razor Sharp Claws, No Hands | |
11 | For Pony! | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Mad Martigan | Head Carver | 4 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Block | d |
15 | Heckling Harry | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Creepy Chris | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Heckling Harry | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
6 | Laughing Larry | Chaos Halfling | 12 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA | n |
11 | Raving Randy | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Sure Feet | -ma, m, n |
10 | Ravenous Ron | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Creepy Chris | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, m, n |
7 | Dancing Dan | Chaos Halfling | 12 | 14 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -ag, m |