| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | Frank Furryback | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
4 | Barbeque Bob The Young | Halfling | 4 | 17 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Catch | d |
3 | Sam the Ham Jr. | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Ham the Burger | Halfling | 9 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Catch | m, n |
10 | Ted the Bed | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Sir Eat'alot | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av |
12 | Thrill the Grill | Halfling | 13 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
10 | Ted the Bed | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
8 | Pie the Fly | Halfling | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
7 | Stan the Pan | Halfling | 7 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
5 | Cluck the Chicken | Halfling | 5 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Trish the Fish | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
3 | Sam the Ham | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
2 | Trud Sourcream | Ogre | 8 | 5 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate | -av |