Past Players of Just a bloody mess
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Smacker | Beastman | 3 | 5 | Horns | m, -st |
9 | Cuddler | Chaos Warrior | 5 | 2 | | m, -st |
3 | Killer | Beastman | 2 | 0 | Horns | m, -ma |
11 | Amputer | Beastman | 3 | 0 | Horns | m, n |
10 | Maimer | Beastman | 10 | 15 | Horns, Big Hand | m, n |
9 | Tickler | Chaos Warrior | 15 | 12 | Block | d |
6 | Sprainer | Beastman | 9 | 7 | Horns, Block | m, n |
5 | Hurter | Beastman | 4 | 3 | Horns | m, n |
4 | Niggler | Beastman | 24 | 47 | Horns, Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | m, n |
3 | Capper | Beastman | 1 | 0 | Horns | d |
2 | Buster | Beastman | 11 | 9 | Horns, Frenzy | d |
1 | Impaler | Minotaur | 24 | 32 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Frenzy, Horns, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Guard, Break Tackle, Multiple Block | d |