Past Players of Pirates of the Carabiner
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Laszlo Backstabber | Lineman | 5 | 10 | | d |
6 | Zara the Slayer | Star Player | 0 | 0 | Block, Dodge, Jump Up, Dauntless, Star, Stakes | |
8 | Laszlo Backstabber | Lineman | 13 | 11 | Block | d |
4 | "Sharkbait" Ronny Jones | Blitzer | 20 | 42 | Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard | m, n |
10 | Doris Saggingsails | Lineman | 15 | 24 | Block, Guard | d |
9 | Barney the Infected | Lineman | 6 | 0 | | m |
8 | Hayley Nastyscab | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | m, n |
14 | Moanin' Suzy Dagger | Catcher | 13 | 31 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle | n |
16 | Eel Skin Eugene | Thrower | 13 | 16 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Block | n |
2 | Ambiguous Juliana Straw | Blitzer | 10 | 30 | Block, +AG, Stand Firm | d |
1 | Lazy Eye Ozzy | Blitzer | 23 | 51 | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard, Strip Ball | -av |