Past Players of Die Ärzte
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Stirb Jung | Goblin | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
14 | Jag Älskar Svergie | Goblin | 8 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Block | n, d |
13 | Nobbla Blackwart | Chainsaw | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Frenzy, Right Stuff, Chainsaw, Star | |
11 | Vollmilch | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
9 | Elke | Goblin | 5 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
8 | El Cattivo | Goblin | 11 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sure Feet | n, d |
6 | Bitte, Bitte | Goblin | 12 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
5 | Teenagerliebe | Goblin | 12 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | n, d |
4 | Schunder Song | Goblin | 11 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
3 | Friedenspanzer | Goblin | 8 | 10 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +MA | d |