| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Jeff Beck | Brownie | 2 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Clive Palmer | Brownie | 9 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG | n, d |
13 | Paul McCartney | Brownie | 11 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
7 | Melanie Safka | Pixie | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Very Long Legs, Hypnotic Gaze, Stunty | d |
15 | Eric Clapton | Brownie | 6 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | John Lennon | Brownie | 7 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | d |
12 | Santana | Brownie | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Nansi Nevins | Pixie | 11 | 20 | Dodge, Very Long Legs, Hypnotic Gaze, Stunty, Sprint, Sure Feet | d |
7 | Grace Slick | Pixie | 5 | 14 | Dodge, Very Long Legs, Hypnotic Gaze, Stunty, Sprint | d |
5 | Richie Havens | Leprechaun | 18 | 26 | Strip Ball, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, Side Step | d |
3 | Frank Zappa | Fenbeast | 12 | 22 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Disturbing Presence, Bone-head, Regeneration, Block, Tackle | d |