Past Players of Useless Experiment
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
5 | Andrew | Thrower | 7 | 11 | Block, Pass, Sure Hands | m, -av |
4 | Albert | Blitzer | 5 | 2 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy | m, n |
7 | Marcus | Lineman | 20 | 32 | Block, +AG, Sure Hands, Pass Block | d |
6 | Pete | Catcher | 20 | 23 | Block, Catch, Dodge, +MA | -ag, d |
5 | Mike | Thrower | 9 | 13 | Block, Pass, +MA | d |
4 | George | Blitzer | 8 | 19 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy, Guard, +MA | d |
3 | Billy | Blitzer | 16 | 18 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy, Guard, Mighty Blow | n, m, -av |
1 | Furman | Minotaur | 13 | 18 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Frenzy, Horns, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Guard, Block | n, d |