| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Cook | Hobgoblin | 6 | 0 | | d |
4 | Judy McCracker | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 15 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | -ma, d |
15 | Dooley McCracker | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 2 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | n |
3 | Ole Man McCracker | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 22 | 13 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | d |
13 | Backstabbing Goatman | Bull Centaur | 29 | 38 | Thick Skull, Sprint, Sure Feet, Side Step, Block, Break Tackle | m, n |
15 | Goose McCracker | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 17 | 13 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Dodge | m, n |
11 | Trash | Hobgoblin | 39 | 42 | Dirty Player, +AG, Block | -av, -av, d |
4 | Scabby McCracker | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 24 | 10 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | -av, d |
13 | Ballhoggin Mule | Bull Centaur | 4 | 17 | Thick Skull, Sprint, Sure Feet, +AG, Block | n |
14 | Moonwatching Treelover | Bull Centaur | 15 | 19 | Thick Skull, Sprint, Sure Feet, Block, Break Tackle | d |
6 | Laundry | Hobgoblin | 12 | 6 | Dirty Player | d |
15 | Granny McCracker | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 9 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | d |
16 | Sissy McCracker | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 19 | 11 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | -av, d |
10 | Bedpan | Hobgoblin | 47 | 25 | Dodge, Block | d |
9 | Footwasher | Hobgoblin | 41 | 36 | +MA, Block, Tackle | d |
8 | Snappy | Hobgoblin | 48 | 72 | +MA, Block, Sure Hands, Tackle | -ma |
7 | Hurriup | Hobgoblin | 36 | 63 | Dodge, Block, Sure Hands, Pass | d |
6 | Getit | Hobgoblin | 2 | 0 | | d |
5 | Pretty Fartsmeller | Minotaur | 19 | 34 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Frenzy, Horns, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Guard, Multiple Block, Break Tackle | n |
4 | Collin McCracker | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 7 | 5 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
3 | Oli McCracker | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 15 | 10 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | m, n |
2 | Grubber McCracker | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 47 | 51 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Piling On, +ST | n |
1 | Knoggin McCracker | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 48 | 20 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Dodge, Guard | d |