| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | Boy Snotface | Snotling Mob | 2 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Happy Erik | Snotling Mob | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Unkillable Machine | Pump Wagon | 6 | 10 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon, Block | d |
11 | Little Dave | Snotling Mob | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
13 | Snivelus | Snotling Mob | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ag |
11 | Snickety | Snotling Mob | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
16 | Primed To Explode | Pump Wagon | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon | m |
13 | Gobbledegook | Snotling Mob | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
11 | Elaphantine Toes | Snotling Mob | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
10 | Dozey | Snotling Mob | 12 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma, d |
9 | Not an Elk | Snotling Mob | 7 | 4 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Snivelly git | Snotling Mob | 11 | 13 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | d |
16 | Death Wish | Pump Wagon | 2 | 0 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon | d |
5 | Runty | Snotling Mob | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Great Big Gary | Snotling Goon | 10 | 12 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Sure Feet | d |