| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Constable Dorfl | Lineman | 5 | 2 | Block | d |
2 | Lance-Constable A.E. Pessimal | Lineman | 12 | 13 | Block, +MA | m, n |
12 | Lance-Constable A.E. Pessimal | Thrower | 8 | 16 | Block, Pass, Accurate | d |
11 | Constable Visit-the-Infidel-with-Explanatory-Pamphlets | Lineman | 2 | 2 | Block | d |
10 | Constable Downspout | Lineman | 20 | 16 | Block, Pass Block, Tackle | n |
7 | Corporal Cecil "Nobby" Nobbs | Lineman | 14 | 14 | Block, Shadowing | m |
7 | Corporal Cecil "Nobby" Nobbs | Catcher | 2 | 1 | Block, Catch | d |
4 | Sergeant Angua | Blitzer | 5 | 5 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy | d |
2 | Captain Carrot Ironfoundersson | Blitzer | 23 | 24 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Guard | d |
5 | Sergeant Detritus | Blitzer | 34 | 53 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Strip Ball, Guard, Tackle | n, n |
10 | Constable Downspout | Lineman | 16 | 10 | Block, Tackle | d |
12 | Constable Visit-the-Infidel-with-Explanatory-Pamphlets | Lineman | 16 | 12 | Block, Tackle | d |
11 | Lance-Constable Salacia "Sally" von Humpeding | Lineman | 15 | 6 | Block, Kick | n, m |
8 | Constable Reg Shoe | Lineman | 27 | 21 | Block, Tackle, Strip Ball | m |
7 | Corporal Cecil "Nobby" Nobbs | Lineman | 9 | 0 | Block | m, n |
6 | Sergeant Cheery Littlebottom | Lineman | 26 | 12 | Block, Pass Block | d |
5 | Sergeant Detritus | Blitzer | 2 | 1 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy | d |
4 | Sergeant Angua | Blitzer | 8 | 10 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy, Multiple Block | m, n |
3 | Sergeant Fred Colon | Blitzer | 25 | 41 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy, Multiple Block, Mighty Blow, Strip Ball | n, d |
2 | Captain Carrot Ironfoundersson, | Blitzer | 3 | 10 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy, Dodge | n |
1 | Sir Samuel Vimes | Minotaur | 20 | 67 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Frenzy, Horns, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Break Tackle, Razor Sharp Claws, Guard, Multiple Block | n, d |