| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | tiny | Goblin | 12 | 12 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sure Feet | d |
13 | bongo | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
2 | billy | Ogre | 39 | 49 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Guard, Piling On, +AG | d |
12 | Sub | Ogre | 26 | 22 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, +ST, Guard | d |
10 | beefcake | Ogre | 39 | 54 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Block, Guard, Piling On, Break Tackle | -av, n, n, n |
9 | bart | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
4 | lisa | Goblin | 18 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n, m, -st |
8 | simon | Goblin | 7 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
7 | timothy | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
5 | lenny | Goblin | 44 | 26 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sure Feet, Sprint | n, n, m, n |
6 | toast | Goblin | 25 | 23 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +ST, Sure Feet | -av, d |
2 | bruce | Ogre | 9 | 10 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Guard | d |