| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | Miss Slipslide O'Bease | Runner | 10 | 16 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, +AG, Block | n |
10 | Binge Purge | Blitzer | 1 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull | d |
11 | Blitzkrieg Bob | Blitzer | 3 | 5 | Block, Thick Skull | m, n |
11 | The Dwarf That Should Not Be | Blitzer | 2 | 6 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
3 | Susie Obese the Diving Fart | Longbeard | 8 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, +AG | d |
11 | Fat Whale Betty | Blitzer | 5 | 3 | Block, Thick Skull | d |
3 | Miss Dorothy Blowdorf | Longbeard | 4 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
13 | Per Vert the Halfling Teaser | Troll Slayer | 11 | 16 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Guard | n |
1 | Munchy the Blind Dorf | Longbeard | 13 | 6 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | m, n |
14 | Uno Crappystream | Runner | 24 | 17 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Dirty Player | m, n |
1 | Krazy 'The Kiddo' Phool | Longbeard | 3 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
12 | Bonedrive the Basher | Troll Slayer | 44 | 47 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Tackle, +AG | m, n |
11 | Gorky the Retard | Blitzer | 17 | 35 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard, Tackle, Mighty Blow | -ma, m, n |
10 | Sorry-Ars E. Bunbun Hilloh | Blitzer | 26 | 17 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Dirty Player | d |
13 | Kryten the Beast Slayer | Troll Slayer | 16 | 5 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy | m, -ma |
1 | Uno Crappystream | Runner | 13 | 31 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Pass, Accurate | n |
14 | Daddy Trollspit | Troll Slayer | 10 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow | d |
13 | Bungwit 'Punk' Deathcheat | Troll Slayer | 8 | 6 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy | d |
10 | Gorky the Retard | Longbeard | 16 | 10 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
12 | Orgo Supergentle | Blitzer | 17 | 26 | Block, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Strip Ball | d |
11 | Dorf 'Edge' Madcrumble | Blitzer | 17 | 32 | Block, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Strip Ball, Accurate | n |
9 | Reykhard Supertough | Longbeard | 43 | 53 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Pro, Piling On | n |
8 | Sexy Axelove | Longbeard | 60 | 37 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Dirty Player | -ag, d |
7 | Gulun Fatface | Longbeard | 63 | 11 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | d |
5 | Gaybor Chucklefeet | Longbeard | 60 | 58 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Stand Firm, Mighty Blow, Piling On | n |
4 | Big Borin Rockbiter | Longbeard | 30 | 25 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow | d |
3 | Tomtom Hammernose | Longbeard | 34 | 16 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Dirty Player, Kick | d |
1 | Dorun Dwarfbeard | Longbeard | 9 | 16 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow | n |