Past Players of Fabulously Gay Fairytale
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
1 | Jodie Foster | Treeman | 1 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm | m, -ma |
1 | Jan Proysen | Lineman | 5 | 3 | | m, -st |
11 | Alexander the Great | Wardancer | 10 | 24 | Leap, Block, Dodge, Strip Ball, Jump Up | m |
9 | Torvald Tu | Lineman | 11 | 7 | Dodge | m |
13 | Julian Clary | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
12 | Dale Winton | Lineman | 13 | 10 | Dodge | m |
6 | Freddie Mercury | Treeman | 9 | 21 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Block, Guard | n, m |
10 | Boy George | Catcher | 14 | 21 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Side Step | d |
3 | Oscar Wilde | Lineman | 16 | 13 | Guard | -av, m |
11 | Elton John | Lineman | 8 | 6 | Dodge | m, n |
10 | George Michael | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
1 | Big Gay Al | Wardancer | 14 | 24 | Leap, Block, Dodge, Tackle, Side Step | m, n |
9 | Hank Von Helvete | Lineman | 9 | 2 | | m, n |
8 | Pål Pot Pomparius | Lineman | 20 | 24 | Dodge, Kick | d |
7 | Happy Tom | Lineman | 19 | 33 | Dodge, Block, Side Step | d |
6 | Rune Rebellion | Lineman | 6 | 20 | Block | d |
4 | Morten Harket | Lineman | 20 | 19 | Dodge, Block | -av, d |
3 | Euroboy | Lineman | 1 | 2 | | d |