Past Players of Nosebiters Union
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Nigel the Newt | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Sawbonez Sammy | Looney | 1 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
9 | Bones | Goblin | 6 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, m |
7 | Lazy Eyes | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Sockmonster | Goblin | 3 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Madcap Morris | Fanatic | 5 | 15 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Dodge | d |
3 | Larry the Loon | Fanatic | 8 | 2 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
1 | Bootleg Bob | Kicker | 6 | 0 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |