| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | Bart Simpson | Runner | 11 | 25 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Dump Off | d |
1 | Ultimate Flash | Runner | 13 | 23 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, +AG, Block | d |
3 | Arnie | Troll Slayer | 3 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy | d |
5 | GodZilla | Blitzer | 3 | 4 | Block, Thick Skull | d |
7 | Forrest_Gump | Longbeard | 17 | 6 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Mighty Blow | d |
14 | The Rock | Longbeard | 2 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
3 | Arnold Schwarzenegger | Troll Slayer | 13 | 26 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Guard | -ma, n |
14 | Kurt Angle | Longbeard | 9 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
3 | The Terminator | Troll Slayer | 7 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Piling On | -st |
14 | Stephen Segal | Longbeard | 15 | 20 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Stand Firm | d |
13 | Han Solo | Longbeard | 43 | 27 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Side Step | -av, m, -st |
12 | Superman | Troll Slayer | 48 | 27 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Guard | m, n |
4 | Jack Bauer | Runner | 39 | 61 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, +AG, Dump Off, Safe Throw | n, n |
11 | Bruce Willis | Blitzer | 31 | 36 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard, Stand Firm, Mighty Blow | d |
12 | Chuck Norris | Blitzer | 1 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull | d |
11 | John Mclaine | Longbeard | 2 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
10 | Rambo | Longbeard | 58 | 66 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard, Piling On, Pro | n |
9 | Stephen Colbert | Longbeard | 58 | 74 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard, Piling On, Pro | n, d |
8 | MLK | Longbeard | 39 | 56 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Dauntless, Mighty Blow, Multiple Block, Guard | n, m, n |
7 | George Washington | Longbeard | 32 | 13 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Stand Firm | m, n |
6 | Batman | Longbeard | 35 | 17 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, +ST | d |
5 | The Rock | Longbeard | 20 | 11 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | -ma, -ag, m, n |
4 | Indiana Jones | Longbeard | 3 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | d |
3 | Punisher | Troll Slayer | 17 | 16 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Guard | m, n |
2 | Captain America | Blitzer | 14 | 15 | Block, Thick Skull, Dodge | d |
1 | Flash | Runner | 37 | 102 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, +MA, Block, +ST, Strip Ball, +MA | n, -ag, d |