| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
1 | Hova | Blitzer | 10 | 8 | Block, Side Step, Dodge | -ma |
10 | The Colbert Report | Lineman | 11 | 10 | +MA | m, d |
2 | Jon Stewart | Thrower | 6 | 4 | Pass | n |
8 | Fumbbl | Catcher | 18 | 44 | Catch, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge, Block, Side Step | n |
7 | The Godfather Trilogy | Catcher | 8 | 10 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Dodge | d |
1 | Biggie | Blitzer | 11 | 17 | Block, Side Step, Dodge | d |
8 | Isaac Hayes | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | m, n |
7 | Michael Jordan | Catcher | 2 | 9 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Mighty Blow | m, n |
4 | Kanye West | Lineman | 26 | 26 | Dodge, Block | -av |
1 | The Cool | Blitzer | 7 | 22 | Block, Side Step, Dodge, Tackle | m, n |
16 | Jay-Z | Blitzer | 17 | 32 | Block, Side Step, Tackle, Dodge, +MA | m, n |
8 | Ready To Die | Lineman | 15 | 16 | Block, Dodge | -av, m, n |
13 | The Wu-Tang Clan | Catcher | 17 | 31 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Dodge, Block, Side Step | d |
12 | Reasonable Doubt | Blitzer | 8 | 19 | Block, Side Step, Dodge, Tackle | d |
1 | Enter The Wu-Tang | Blitzer | 15 | 32 | Block, Side Step, Dodge, Tackle, Shadowing | n |
11 | Suspekt | Thrower | 32 | 59 | Pass, Accurate, Strong Arm, Safe Throw, +MA | d |
10 | Lost | Catcher | 32 | 87 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Dodge, +AG, Mighty Blow, Block, Tackle | n |
13 | No Country For Old Men | Catcher | 5 | 6 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Block | n |
12 | The Sopranos | Catcher | 2 | 6 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Block | n |
11 | Lost | Catcher | 4 | 9 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, Block | d |
10 | Nærmest Lykkkelig | Lineman | 5 | 6 | Dodge | m, n |
9 | Forklædt Som Voksen | Lineman | 50 | 48 | Block, Dodge, Side Step | m, -ma |
8 | College Dropout | Lineman | 12 | 3 | | -av |
7 | The Doors | Lineman | 19 | 16 | Dodge, +MA | d |
6 | The Chronic | Lineman | 17 | 21 | Dodge, Mighty Blow | m, n |
5 | Fuld Af Løgn | Lineman | 50 | 75 | Dodge, Mighty Blow, Block, Tackle | -st |
4 | XXXCouture | Lineman | 24 | 11 | Block | m, n |
2 | The Black Album | Lineman | 38 | 55 | Guard, Mighty Blow, Block, Dodge | n, d |
16 | Illmatic | Blitzer | 13 | 19 | Block, Side Step, Dodge, Tackle | -av |
1 | Reasonable Doubt | Blitzer | 10 | 16 | Block, Side Step, Dodge, Tackle | n |