| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Laamas Avelon | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
3 | Casius Dwiftwater | Catcher | 5 | 22 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Pass Block | d |
10 | Nubian Crel | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
4 | Strongroot Oakbeam | Treeman | 9 | 14 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Guard | d |
6 | Devlan Gaerth | Lineman | 5 | 6 | | d |
8 | Ithicil Dreamweaver | Lineman | 15 | 17 | Dodge, +MA | m, n |
4 | Quicksap | Treeman | 4 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Guard | d |
3 | Leiman Fellaige | Catcher | 11 | 34 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Leap, Dirty Player | m, n, n |
14 | Sebian Swift | Catcher | 5 | 15 | Catch, Dodge, Block | m, n |
12 | Mathius Leafwalker | Wardancer | 12 | 61 | Leap, Block, Dodge, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Strip Ball, +MA | d |
8 | Assisted Suicide | Lineman | 12 | 3 | | -ma, m, n |
7 | Time To Bleed | Lineman | 8 | 11 | Block | d |
6 | Beard Trimmer | Lineman | 16 | 6 | Block | m, n |
5 | When I Grow Up I Wanna Be A Stain On A Pitch | Lineman | 19 | 20 | Guard, Block | m, n |
6 | I Hate Elves | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | m, -st |
5 | Snow White | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | d |
3 | ARRRRRRGHHHHHHHH...*gurgle gurgle | Lineman | 13 | 19 | +AG, Guard | m, n |
7 | I Hate Garden Gnomes | Lineman | 4 | 3 | | d |
3 | Oh God It Hurts, It Hurts | Lineman | 2 | 1 | | m, n |
12 | Make Me Bleed | Lineman | 5 | 6 | Block | m, n |
9 | Dead Elf Walking | Lineman | 25 | 13 | Block | d |
10 | Break My Neak | Lineman | 22 | 23 | Guard, Block | m, n |
9 | I Eat Dwarfs For Breakfast | Lineman | 2 | 1 | | d |
7 | I'll soon be just another stain on the pitch | Lineman | 7 | 8 | Guard | d |
4 | Why Do You Keep Feeding Us To Dwarfs??? | Lineman | 27 | 31 | Block, Side Step, +MA | d |
7 | OMGZ We're all gonna die \o/ | Lineman | 2 | 6 | Block | m, -st |
4 | ARRGH the pain the pain!!! | Lineman | 2 | 1 | | d |
2 | Raztastic | Wardancer | 2 | 2 | Leap, Block, Dodge | d |
13 | Quickleaf | Treeman | 39 | 40 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Guard, Multiple Block, Piling On | d |
12 | TheSpoonyBalls | Wardancer | 5 | 17 | Leap, Block, Dodge, +AG, Strip Ball | m, n |
6 | Kill Me Now | Lineman | 25 | 24 | Guard, Block | d |
3 | I'll be dead soon | Lineman | 22 | 16 | Block, Side Step | m, n |
12 | Doin it for tha DMU | Wardancer | 1 | 0 | Leap, Block, Dodge | m, n |
11 | Sob sob sob | Lineman | 48 | 27 | Dirty Player, +MA | d |
10 | Your all evil | Lineman | 19 | 11 | Dirty Player | d |
9 | The mumy woulda been fun | Lineman | 14 | 9 | Block | d |
8 | I still hate you all | Lineman | 26 | 42 | Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle | -av, -ma, m |
7 | Me is very upset about this | Lineman | 15 | 21 | Block, Side Step | m, n |
6 | Hmm maybe ill win a major with them | Lineman | 5 | 3 | | m, n |
5 | Im gonna suck so much with these guys | Lineman | 30 | 38 | Guard, Block, Side Step | -av, m, n |
4 | Seriously your all scum | Lineman | 15 | 31 | +MA, Block, Strip Ball | n |
3 | I also hate everyone that made me use them | Lineman | 4 | 6 | Block | n, d |
2 | Oh god i hate elves | Lineman | 13 | 13 | +MA | d |
1 | Fouly McFoulfoul | Wardancer | 16 | 14 | Leap, Block, Dodge, Dirty Player | d |