| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | Albatross | Blocker | 9 | 7 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | m, -ma |
7 | Vocational Guidance Counsellor | Blocker | 15 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | -ma |
13 | Albatross | Runner | 6 | 0 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull | |
14 | The Funniest Joke in the World | Runner | 12 | 15 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Dodge | |
12 | Hell's Grannies | Blitzer | 10 | 10 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard | d |
7 | Vocational Guidance Counsellor | Blocker | 14 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
1 | Arthur 'Two Sheds' Jackson | Blocker | 21 | 17 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow | d |
6 | Homicidal Barber | Longbeard | 2 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
13 | Albatross | Runner | 27 | 41 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Dirty Player, +MA | m, n |
11 | Dead Parrot | Blitzer | 39 | 36 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, +MA | d |
6 | Homicidal Barber | Longbeard | 8 | 4 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
3 | Bicycle Repair Man | Longbeard | 2 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
7 | Vocational Guidance Counsellor | Longbeard | 27 | 15 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | m, n |
6 | Homicidal Barber | Longbeard | 6 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
2 | The Mouse Problem | Longbeard | 28 | 32 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Side Step | d |
1 | Arthur 'Two Sheds' Jackson | Longbeard | 31 | 20 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow | d |
11 | Dead Parrot | Blitzer | 12 | 31 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Dodge | m, -ma |
16 | Nudge Nudge | Troll Slayer | 70 | 84 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Multiple Block, Pro, Juggernaut | m, d |
12 | Hell's Grannies | Blitzer | 39 | 76 | Block, Thick Skull, Dodge, +MA, Strip Ball, Sure Hands, +AG | n |
15 | Science Fiction Sketch | Troll Slayer | 68 | 58 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Multiple Block, Pro | d |
6 | Homicidal Barber | Longbeard | 15 | 3 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
14 | The Funniest Joke in the World | Runner | 27 | 37 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Dodge, Side Step, Block | d |
13 | Albatross | Runner | 31 | 31 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Dodge, Block, Dirty Player | m, n |
2 | The Mouse Problem | Longbeard | 19 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | m, n |
11 | Dead Parrot | Blitzer | 19 | 14 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard | d |
12 | Hell's Grannies | Blitzer | 13 | 21 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow | d |
5 | Crunchy Frog | Blocker | 86 | 75 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Dirty Player, Pro | m, d |
2 | The Mouse Problem | Longbeard | 15 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | d |
4 | Ron Obvious: The First Man to Jump the Channel | Blocker | 99 | 114 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Dirty Player, Pro, +AG | m, d |
10 | Upper Class Twit of the Year | Blocker | 99 | 73 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Dirty Player, Pro | -ma |
9 | Mr. Hilter and the Minehead by-election | Blocker | 85 | 62 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Dirty Player, Pro | d |
8 | Batley Townswomans Guild Presents the Battle of Pearl Harbour | Longbeard | 24 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | d |
7 | Vocational Guidance Counsellor | Longbeard | 43 | 37 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Dirty Player | m, n |
6 | Homicidal Barber | Longbeard | 16 | 18 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Sure Hands | n |
11 | Dead Parrot | Blitzer | 12 | 36 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, +MA | m, n |
5 | Crunchy Frog | Longbeard | 7 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
3 | Bicycle Repair Man | Longbeard | 44 | 27 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow | d |
2 | The Mouse Problem | Longbeard | 1 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, n |
1 | Arthur 'Two Sheds' Jackson | Longbeard | 32 | 8 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | m, n |