Past Players of Illegal Smile
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Donald jr | Hobgoblin | 4 | 10 | Accurate | m, n |
5 | 3rd Angel from Montgomery | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 13 | 15 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, +MA | m, n |
9 | Seven O Clock News | Hobgoblin | 10 | 6 | Dodge | d |
14 | Forbidden Jimmy | Hobgoblin | 13 | 15 | Block | d |
5 | 2nd Angel from Montgomery | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 3 | 4 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
15 | My Own Best Friend | Hobgoblin | 14 | 9 | Dirty Player | m, n |
15 | Barbara Lewis | Hobgoblin | 2 | 0 | | m, -ma |
16 | Common Sense | Troll | 17 | 4 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy | d |
12 | Middledorf | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 10 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
8 | Flashback Blue | Hobgoblin | 6 | 5 | | m, n |
10 | Donald | Hobgoblin | 3 | 0 | | d |
9 | Six O Clock News | Hobgoblin | 8 | 3 | | d |
7 | Lydia | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 2 | 5 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
5 | Angel from Montgomery | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 11 | 16 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow | n |
4 | Pretty Good | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 25 | 3 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, n |
3 | Paradise | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 6 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | m, n |
2 | Spanish Pipedreamer | Bull Centaur | 28 | 41 | Thick Skull, Sprint, Sure Feet, Block, Break Tackle, Strip Ball | m |