| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
18 | Brian Hotfist | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
2 | Sadtosee Thesummergo | Wardancer | 6 | 20 | Block, Dodge, Leap, Tackle, Side Step | d |
8 | Newplants Needpotting | Catcher | 3 | 14 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Sure Feet | -av |
9 | Sunbackout Raindriedup | Lineman | 6 | 11 | +AG | d |
19 | Paul Weakhammer | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
5 | Windpestered Leaningfence | Wardancer | 1 | 0 | Block, Dodge, Leap | d |
4 | Sunup Frostisgone | Catcher | 18 | 62 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Block, Sure Feet, Side Step, Diving Tackle | d |
1 | Secondhand Stagboy | Treeman | 7 | 12 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Loner, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate, Guard | d |
17 | Brian Clumsybone | Lineman | 1 | 5 | | d |
3 | Midwinter Coldsnap | Wardancer | 22 | 53 | Block, Dodge, Leap, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Frenzy, Strip Ball | -ma, n |
5 | Sunnyafternoon Letsstayindoors | Catcher | 5 | 12 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Block | n, d |
13 | Halfprice Chocolateorange | Thrower | 1 | 0 | Pass | n |
12 | Ifoughtthelaw Andthelawwon | Lineman | 6 | 12 | Block | -st |
10 | Pollenbreeze Sneezingfit | Catcher | 24 | 88 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Sure Feet, Block, Side Step, Wrestle, Fend | d |
11 | Tediouslyrepetitive Gamesoundtrack | Lineman | 11 | 17 | Block, Dodge | d |
9 | Promisingloner Turningpro | Lineman | 28 | 45 | Block, Dodge, Side Step | d |
17 | David Clearfield | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
5 | Wettestsummer Onrecord | Catcher | 10 | 22 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Sure Feet, Block | -ma, m, d |
18 | Ian Hideousorc | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
6 | Strongwind Heavyshowers | Catcher | 27 | 67 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Sure Feet, Jump Up, Wrestle, +MA | m, m, d |
20 | Billy Grottystone | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
5 | Finallythe Sunisout | Catcher | 7 | 22 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, +AG, Sure Feet | d |
4 | Volvodriving Soccermom | Wardancer | 24 | 44 | Block, Dodge, Leap, Tackle, Frenzy, Side Step | m, m, -ma |
1 | Chrysanthemum | Treeman | 32 | 52 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Loner, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Multiple Block, Grab, Break Tackle | |
17 | Ian Hardshield | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
10 | Heavyrain Leakingroof | Lineman | 18 | 13 | Block | m, -av, m, d |
6 | Waypastyour Bedtimenow | Lineman | 8 | 6 | Guard | m, n, -st |
3 | Denial Revisited | Wardancer | 37 | 54 | Block, Dodge, Leap, Tackle, Jump Up, Mighty Blow, Diving Tackle | m, -ma, n |
6 | Wellgetthere Whenwegetthere | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
5 | Arewethereyet Arewethereyet | Lineman | 5 | 1 | | m, -st |
18 | Edward Vilefield | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
4 | Letshearitfor Rockbottom | Wardancer | 11 | 0 | Block, Dodge, Leap | n |
1 | Riseandfall Rageandgrace | Treeman | 24 | 41 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Loner, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate, +ST, Guard, Juggernaut | |
15 | Quietly Amazing | Lineman | 12 | 7 | +AV | -av |
14 | Unctuously Ingratiating | Catcher | 29 | 89 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Block, Side Step, +AV, Sure Feet, Fend | m, m |
9 | Veggiesausage Aftertaste | Catcher | 37 | 98 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Block, +AG, +MA, Sure Feet, +AG | m, m, -av, n |
7 | Cindersandashes Bustmybuffers | Catcher | 32 | 61 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, +ST, Block, Frenzy, Tackle | m, m, -av |
13 | Regrettable Bookcull | Wardancer | 35 | 69 | Block, Dodge, Leap, Strip Ball, Side Step, Tackle, Juggernaut | m, m, -ma, m, -ma |
12 | Sunnyallweek Thatsafirst | Wardancer | 17 | 31 | Leap, Block, Dodge, Strip Ball, Tackle, Catch | m, -ma, n |
11 | Overflowing Duplobox | Catcher | 21 | 75 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Side Step, Sure Feet, Sure Hands | n, m, n |
10 | Timewasting Computergame | Lineman | 21 | 32 | Block, Tackle, Catch | n, m, n, -ma |
9 | Freshbread Stillwarm | Lineman | 14 | 17 | Block, Kick | d |
8 | Impatience Nopostyet | Lineman | 92 | 118 | Block, Dodge, Side Step, +ST, Tackle | m, -ma, m, d |
7 | Toomanybooks Needmoreshelves | Lineman | 8 | 19 | Block, Dodge | -ma, d |
6 | Muchloved Numberposter | Lineman | 21 | 8 | Block | n, m, n |
5 | Decidedly Clueless | Lineman | 22 | 21 | Block, Tackle | m, -ma, d |
4 | Coldmorning Shouldbewarmbynow | Lineman | 24 | 30 | Block, Dodge | m, -ag |
3 | Everpresent Bluewellies | Lineman | 38 | 46 | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle | m, d |
2 | Easypeasy Lemonsqueezy | Thrower | 89 | 314 | Pass, Accurate, Sure Hands, Block, Safe Throw, +MA, Kick-Off Return | m, n, -av, m, -ma, m, m, m |
1 | Dotpainted Lizarddrum | Treeman | 23 | 27 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Guard, Multiple Block | m, n |