| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | Vladimir Ivanauskaus | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
9 | Clark Shervin | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
10 | Ashnazg Stroinker | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
5 | Dildo Doomslinger | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
4 | Wonky McGonagal | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
9 | Roberto Blanco | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | d |
10 | Brogmog Snockfrot | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
9 | Krozzie Muphten | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Plop Dogshnocker | Chaos Halfling | 12 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | n, d |
13 | Moby Lecter | Chaos Halfling | 15 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Mnogmog Zaplab | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -st |
10 | Ruby Shoobdooby | Chaos Halfling | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
9 | Broon Slobfrog | Chaos Halfling | 0 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ag |
8 | Ronk Hubgug | Chaos Halfling | 15 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | -av |
6 | Subbot Bikshigg | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av, n |
5 | Naranogg Rockshog | Chaos Halfling | 13 | 20 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch, Side Step | d |
4 | Waffnag Thocktock | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Gronko Erkflesh | Chaos Halfling | 16 | 34 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet, Sprint, Side Step | |
2 | Bonk Skullbutcher "Da Brain" | Troll | 6 | 10 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Block | n |