| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
5 | Cutlet | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Muffin | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma, -ma |
8 | Chargrilled | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
11 | Big Mac | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Nugget | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
9 | Roasted | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Boiled | Chaos Halfling | 13 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sprint, Block | n, d |
11 | Char grilled | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Pan fried | Chaos Halfling | 14 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
9 | Breaded | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Thigh Bone | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | T-Bone | Chaos Halfling | 14 | 19 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sprint, Diving Tackle | -av, d |
6 | Pork Chop | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, n |
5 | Deep Fry | Chaos Halfling | 14 | 22 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sprint, Diving Tackle | n |
4 | Sautee | Chaos Halfling | 10 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, d |
3 | Fillet | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
2 | Slash | Carver | 1 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |