| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | Medic!....Medic!.... | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -st |
13 | How are the rules? | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
10 | Still learning! | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Hurrrghk! | Chaos Spawn | 8 | 16 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, +ST, Break Tackle | m, -st |
10 | Help me with my shoelaces please! | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
12 | Why don't you buy a good player? | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Recycle me! | Chaos Halfling | 14 | 17 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
10 | Not worth a cent! | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
8 | Cheap Crap! | Chaos Halfling | 10 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
7 | Not worth it! | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Useless | Chaos Halfling | 18 | 39 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, +AG, Block | d |
9 | Da Boss! | Head Carver | 2 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Block | m, n |
2 | Rööönööönö | Carver | 10 | 5 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
16 | Bang | Chaos Spawn | 8 | 21 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Guard, Break Tackle | n, n |
1 | Slam | Chaos Spawn | 16 | 43 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Multiple Block, +AG, Piling On | n |