| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | To | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Jumpy Humpy II | Pogo Stick | 2 | 8 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff, Block | m, n |
7 | Cranky Franky II | Bomber | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
14 | Afraid (III) | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
4 | Insane Timmmmmeeeeyyyyyy! III | Looney | 5 | 1 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
16 | Die! (II) | Goblin | 10 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | n, d |
4 | Insane Timmmmmeeeeyyyyyy! (II) | Looney | 1 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
13 | F'ing (II) | Goblin | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
2 | Twisted Hank (II) | Fanatic | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
16 | Die! (II) | Goblin | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
9 | Prickeldy Prick | Pogo Stick | 18 | 63 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff, Block, Tackle, +AG, Sure Feet | d |
14 | Afraid (II) | Goblin | 11 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | n, d |
15 | To | Goblin | 18 | 19 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | m, n |
3 | Mad Mike | Looney | 1 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
10 | Jumpy Humpy | Pogo Stick | 23 | 60 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff, +MA, Block, +ST, Tackle | d |
7 | Cranky Franky | Bomber | 18 | 6 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Accurate | -av, d |
9 | Prickeldy Prick | Pogo Stick | 8 | 16 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff, Block, Tackle | n |
4 | Insane Timmmmmeeeeyyyyyy! | Looney | 16 | 16 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Side Step, Sure Feet | d |
16 | Die! | Goblin | 8 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
15 | To | Goblin | 6 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, -st |
14 | Afraid | Goblin | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | F'ing | Goblin | 12 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | I'm | Goblin | 26 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n, d |
5 | Shameless Shamus | Kicker | 27 | 1 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
6 | Loony Tony | Kicker | 27 | 17 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, +MA | n, m, n |
2 | Twisted Hank | Fanatic | 7 | 4 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
1 | Weird'o Bill | Fanatic | 2 | 5 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |