| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Morg 'N' Thorg | Star Player | 0 | 0 | Block, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Star | |
15 | Taylor Swift | Beastman | 8 | 0 | Horns | d |
15 | Connie Smith | Beastman | 2 | 5 | Horns | m, n |
11 | Loretta Lynn | Beastman | 8 | 10 | Horns | d |
9 | Sammi Smith | Beastman | 0 | 0 | Horns | |
8 | Anne Murray | Beastman | 12 | 19 | Horns, Claw, Block | d |
15 | Grashnak Blackhoof | Star Player | 0 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Star | |
14 | Morg 'N' Thorg | Star Player | 0 | 0 | Block, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Star | |
9 | Norma Jean | Beastman | 16 | 13 | Horns, Block | -ma, d |
2 | Lefty Frizzel | Chaos Warrior | 35 | 36 | Block, +ST, Guard | d |
10 | Skeeter Davis | Beastman | 41 | 33 | Horns, Block, Sure Hands, Guard | n, d |
2 | Willy Nelson | Chaos Warrior | 8 | 13 | Block | m, n |
7 | Gillian Welch | Beastman | 16 | 0 | Horns | m, -ma |
4 | Hank Williams Jr | Chaos Warrior | 8 | 19 | Tentacles, Block | d |
14 | Jennifer Nettles | Beastman | 8 | 7 | Horns, Block | m, n |
1 | The Man in Black | Troll | 62 | 32 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Guard, Block, Break Tackle | d |
2 | Bobby Lee | Chaos Warrior | 19 | 33 | Tentacles, Block, Guard | n |
12 | Jessi Colter | Beastman | 14 | 16 | Horns, Big Hand, Block | n |
6 | Jeanni Seely | Beastman | 19 | 30 | Horns, Claw, Block | d |
11 | Loretta Lynn | Beastman | 54 | 52 | Horns, Block, Guard, Tackle, Mighty Blow | n, m, n |
5 | Jenny Lou Carson | Chaos Warrior | 34 | 55 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tentacles | -ag |
8 | Patsy Cline | Beastman | 54 | 39 | Horns, Dirty Player, Block, Guard | -ma, d |
8 | Patsy Cline | Beastman | 1 | 5 | Horns | m, n |
1 | Jonny Cash | Troll | 13 | 8 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Block | m, n |
4 | Hank Williams | Chaos Warrior | 30 | 48 | Block, Guard, Kick | m, n |
5 | Reba | Chaos Warrior | 9 | 18 | Tentacles, Claw | m, n |
4 | Shania Twain | Chaos Warrior | 4 | 10 | Block | d |
3 | Tammy Wynette | Chaos Warrior | 43 | 51 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Kick | n |
2 | The Redheaded Stranger | Chaos Warrior | 20 | 26 | Block, Guard | m, -av |
15 | Skippy | Beastman | 20 | 17 | Horns, Block, Guard | d |
14 | Tammy | Beastman | 2 | 0 | Horns | m, n |
13 | Lurlene | Beastman | 20 | 24 | Horns, Block, Guard | n, d |
12 | Tommy Jay | Beastman | 15 | 10 | Horns, Block | n |
11 | Glen | Beastman | 2 | 0 | Horns | m, n |
10 | Bubba | Beastman | 38 | 27 | Horns, Block, Guard | n, m, n |
9 | Bo | Beastman | 50 | 36 | Horns, Block, Guard, Tackle | m, n |
8 | Cletus | Beastman | 4 | 0 | Horns | m, n |
7 | Billy Joe | Beastman | 36 | 78 | Horns, Claw, Block, Tackle, Claw, Guard | -av, n |
6 | Bobby Ray | Beastman | 18 | 28 | Horns, +AG, Block | m, n |