| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | All singing, all dancing crap of the world | Goblin | 5 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +ST | d |
6 | Marla | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Psyho Boy Jack | Goblin | 8 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
6 | Marla | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
16 | Robert Pouslen | Goblin | 10 | 18 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | n |
16 | Jack's Smirking Revenge | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
8 | Madula Oblongata | Goblin | 11 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
4 | Single Serving Jack | Goblin | 11 | 14 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
3 | Whats Is Fight Club? | Goblin | 10 | 19 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | m, -ma |
8 | Medula Oblongata | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Corporate World | Goblin | 10 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -av, m |
4 | Single Serving Jack | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Chemical Burn | Goblin | 11 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
16 | Chemical Burn | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
12 | Marla | Goblin | 7 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
9 | Finding The Bomb | Goblin | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Medula Oblongata | Goblin | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
16 | Marla | Goblin | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av |
11 | Psyho Boy Jack | Goblin | 22 | 34 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA, +AG, Catch | -ag, -av, m |
6 | Chemical Burn | Goblin | 9 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n |
5 | Corporate World | Goblin | 13 | 26 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Diving Tackle | d |
16 | Bomber Dribblesnot | Bombardier | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Accurate, Star, Bomb | |
15 | Finding the Bombs | Goblin | 5 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
8 | Madula Oblongata | Goblin | 10 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
14 | Space Monkeys | Goblin | 30 | 64 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Guard, Side Step, Sure Feet | n, d |
16 | 'Ripper' Bolgrot | Star Player | 0 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate, Star | |
14 | Space Monkeys | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Commissioner Castration | Goblin | 32 | 20 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | d |
5 | Corporate World | Goblin | 12 | 28 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Side Step | m, -st |
12 | Marla | Goblin | 19 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -ma |
11 | Chemical Burn | Goblin | 14 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
10 | Stealing Fat | Goblin | 42 | 61 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle, +MA | n, d |
9 | Jack's Smirking Revenge | Goblin | 21 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
8 | Medula Oblongata | Goblin | 11 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | m, n |
7 | Hessel, Raymond K. | Goblin | 43 | 86 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Sure Feet, Sprint | |
6 | Psyho Boy Jack | Goblin | 14 | 43 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA, Catch, Block | d |
5 | Corporate World | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
4 | Single Serving Jack | Goblin | 24 | 55 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Side Step, Catch, Diving Tackle | m, n |
3 | Whats Is Fight Club? | Goblin | 28 | 64 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, +AG, +AG, Side Step | -av, n, d |
1 | Who Is Tyler Durden? | Troll | 43 | 102 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Tackle, Multiple Block, Guard, Break Tackle | d |