| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | Edgar Allan Poe | Black Orc Blocker | 5 | 3 | | -ag |
16 | Moses | Lineman | 13 | 6 | Block | m, n |
12 | Ice-T | Troll | 32 | 12 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard | m, d |
2 | Louis Armstrong | Blitzer | 35 | 84 | Block, Mighty Blow, +AG, Sure Hands, +AG, +ST | -ag |
11 | Johannes Kepler | Lineman | 23 | 8 | Block | m, -av, m, n |
8 | William Wordsworth | Blitzer | 27 | 52 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle, Sure Hands | n |
2 | Harry Potter | Black Orc Blocker | 5 | 6 | Block | m, n |
3 | Leo Tolstoy | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 2 | | m, n |
6 | Edgar Allan Poe | Black Orc Blocker | 32 | 31 | Block, Guard | d |
5 | Bill Clinton | Lineman | 33 | 25 | Block, Tackle | d |
2 | Rudyard Kipling | Black Orc Blocker | 3 | 6 | | d |
6 | Jean-Jacques Rousseau | Black Orc Blocker | 1 | 0 | | d |
5 | Edgar Allan Poe | Black Orc Blocker | 2 | 0 | | m, n |
3 | Louis Armstrong | Blitzer | 7 | 8 | Block, Mighty Blow | d |
11 | Malcolm X | Thrower | 12 | 15 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate | m, -ma |
4 | Muslim prophet Muhammed | Black Orc Blocker | 42 | 44 | +MA, Block, Guard | m, m, d |
15 | Moses | Lineman | 6 | 2 | | m, m, n |
7 | Johann Sebastian Bach | Blitzer | 36 | 78 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Juggernaut, Strip Ball | m, n |
3 | Tecumseh | Black Orc Blocker | 10 | 0 | | m, d |
15 | Bessie Smith | Lineman | 5 | 5 | | m, d |
10 | Samuel Goldwyn | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
6 | J. R. R. Tolkien | Blitzer | 11 | 15 | Block, Stand Firm | d |
3 | Tecumseh | Black Orc Blocker | 1 | 0 | | m, n |
7 | Cyrus The Great | Blitzer | 5 | 4 | Block | m, n |
11 | John Winston Lennon | Thrower | 18 | 30 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Block | d |
11 | Malcolm X | Thrower | 1 | 0 | Pass, Sure Hands | m, -ma |
3 | Andrew Jackson | Black Orc Blocker | 10 | 20 | Dodge, Block | d |
10 | Bill Clinton | Lineman | 18 | 3 | | d |
13 | Faith Hill | Blitzer | 43 | 78 | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard, Frenzy, Pro | -ma, m, -av, m, n |
12 | Herbert Hoover | Troll | 44 | 45 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Guard, Multiple Block, Break Tackle | m, m, n |
7 | Ella Fitzgerald | Blitzer | 19 | 31 | Block, Guard, Tackle, Strip Ball | n |
1 | William Wordsworth | Blitzer | 40 | 39 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle | m, m, n |
4 | Jean-Jacques Rousseau | Black Orc Blocker | 42 | 30 | Block, Guard | d |
8 | Johannes Kepler | Lineman | 48 | 31 | Block, Dirty Player, Dodge | m, -av, -av, m, m |
15 | Tsurob Stonemaw | Goblin | 41 | 16 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch, +AG | n |
2 | Rudyard Kipling | Black Orc Blocker | 59 | 82 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, +AG | d |
13 | Octavius | Blitzer | 28 | 59 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Tackle | m, n |
12 | Ice-T | Troll | 29 | 14 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Guard | m, n |
1 | Ingrid Bergman | Blitzer | 21 | 31 | Block, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Tackle | n |
11 | Malcolm X | Thrower | 43 | 77 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, +AG, Strong Arm, Block, Dodge | n |
10 | Babe Ruth | Lineman | 35 | 11 | Dirty Player | m, n |
8 | Madonna | Lineman | 15 | 15 | Block | n |
7 | Johann Sebastian Bach | Blitzer | 32 | 51 | Block, Guard, Stand Firm, Mighty Blow, Tackle | n |
6 | Louis Armstrong | Blitzer | 52 | 42 | Block, Guard, Tackle, Stand Firm | -av, m, -ag |
5 | Leo Tolstoy | Black Orc Blocker | 65 | 55 | Dodge, Block, Stand Firm, Diving Tackle | m, m, n |
4 | Edgar Allan Poe | Black Orc Blocker | 18 | 22 | Block, Guard | m, n |
3 | Muslim prophet Muhammed | Black Orc Blocker | 42 | 53 | Block, Guard, Dodge, Break Tackle | m, n |
2 | Andrew Jackson | Black Orc Blocker | 9 | 9 | Block | d |
1 | Nelson Mandela | Troll | 2 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy | d |