Past Players of Ha! we beat you
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Pargun Pog | Halfling Hopeful | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
4 | Meat Thaumaturge | Halfling Hopeful | 7 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
11 | Wax Tosser | Halfling Hopeful | 6 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | |
10 | Cowmaster | Halfling Hopeful | 7 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Paste Caster | Halfling Hopeful | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -st |
7 | Puffin Enchanter | Halfling Hopeful | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | -av |
4 | Meat Thaumaturge | Halfling Hopeful | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Banjo Mover | Halfling Hopeful | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |