| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Love pillows | Blocker | 2 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | m, d |
7 | Fiddley bits | Blocker | 2 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | |
1 | Dangles | Blocker | 3 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
5 | Sweaty bits | Blitzer | 2 | 5 | Block, Thick Skull | -ma |
13 | 3 RD Nipple | Troll Slayer | 5 | 6 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Guard | n |
13 | tubby tits | Longbeard | 5 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, m, n |
3 | Droopy | Blocker | 11 | 11 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | d |
3 | Sweaty | Longbeard | 7 | 6 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | m, n |
10 | love pillows | Blocker | 21 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | d |
9 | Bitch tits | Blocker | 18 | 16 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow | m, d |
8 | Vage | Longbeard | 5 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | n |
7 | Peanuts | Blocker | 27 | 14 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Dirty Player | -ma |
5 | Saggers | Blitzer | 17 | 31 | Block, Thick Skull, +AG, Guard, Kick | -av, n |
3 | Nipple on | Longbeard | 1 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
1 | WIggles | Troll Slayer | 21 | 41 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, +AG | d |