Past Players of I Will Not Hug These Pixels
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Malbolgia | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regeneration | |
9 | randnotiz | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regeneration | |
9 | Trey Paleorc | Zombie | 2 | 0 | Regeneration | |
9 | Duncan Edwards | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regeneration | m |
12 | Hank II | Zombie | 8 | 0 | Regeneration | |
4 | Royce | Wight Blitzer | 7 | 3 | Block, Regeneration | -ma |
4 | Spartuolis | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regeneration | |
10 | The New Guy | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regeneration | |
11 | Hank | Zombie | 13 | 7 | Regeneration, Dirty Player | m, -av |
12 | Chuck | Zombie | 12 | 5 | Regeneration | |
16 | Vince | Zombie | 21 | 17 | Regeneration, Wrestle, Dirty Player | -ma |
6 | Bob | Ghoul Runner | 32 | 63 | Dodge, Block, Side Step, Sure Hands, Fend | d |
5 | Doug | Ghoul Runner | 20 | 58 | Dodge, Block, Sure Hands, Side Step, Leader | d |
4 | Cornelious | Wight Blitzer | 5 | 4 | Block, Regeneration | d |
2 | Jay | Werewolf | 34 | 76 | Frenzy, Claw, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, Block, Dodge, Juggernaut, Juggernaut | m, r |