Past Players of Half Bottle of Old Crow
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Weekends of Fun | Ogre | 8 | 16 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Stand Firm | d |
10 | Weekends of Fun | Ogre | 1 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate | -ma |
8 | Manoeuvre X | Catcher | 10 | 19 | Catch, Dodge, Guard, Block | d |
10 | Weekends of Fun | Ogre | 9 | 6 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, Guard | n |
4 | Punta de Diamante | Blitzer | 8 | 10 | Block, Guard | -ma |
5 | Fascist of the Marrying Kind II | Blitzer | 24 | 38 | Block, Guard, +MA, Mighty Blow | m, m, d |
16 | Drucker | Lineman | 29 | 19 | Block, Tackle | d |
14 | Maneuver X | Lineman | 10 | 3 | | -ma |
12 | You Really Are Polite | Lineman | 27 | 5 | | -ma |
6 | Vinyl Hampton | Blitzer | 7 | 18 | Block, Guard, Grab | m, -av |
5 | Fascist of the Marrying Kind | Blitzer | 3 | 3 | Block | d |
4 | Punta de Diamante | Blitzer | 4 | 3 | Block | n |
1 | Cosa de Gringos | Thrower | 9 | 11 | Sure Hands, Pass, Block | d |